So, I've been listening to "Speak For Yourself" by Imogen Heap kind of nonstop lately.  These are the lyrics to one of my favorite songs and I found them quite funny and "holiday appropriate," so I thought I'd post them here:

Just for Now:

It's that time of year Leave all our hopelessnesses aside if just for a little while Tears stop right here I know we've all had a bumpy ride I'm secretly on your side How did you know? It's what I always wanted You can never have too many of these Will ya, quit kicking me under the table I'm trying, will somebody make her Shut up about it! Can we settle down please? It's that time of year Leave all our hopelessnesses aside if just for a little while Tears stop right here I know we've all had a bumpy ride I'm secretly on your side Bite Tongue, deep breaths, count to 10, nod your head. (sniff sniff) i think something is burning No you've ruined the whole thing Muffle the smoke alarm Whoever put on this music had better quick sharp remove it Pour me another and don't wag your finger at me It's that time of year Leave all our hopelessnesses aside if just for a little while Tears stop right here I know we've all had a bumpy ride I'm secretly on your side Get me out of here Get me out of here Get me out of here

Have a very happy and sane holiday season!